| On 
            a hot, dusty, miserable day during the dry season where the sun 
            would almost cook your brain, we were told that the commanding 
            general of our division was coming out to see and meet his troops. I 
            believe his name was General Burke. All of this really meant 
            something to our captain and his lieutenants but to us sergeants and 
            privates this meant nothing at all. To us it was just time for our 
            officers to kiss a little butt. It was in the afternoon, because we 
            had just set up on a small hill for the night when a small 
            helicopter landed and out stepped General Burke all spit shined from 
            head to toe. Our officers ran to meet him as if the Pope had showed 
            up. All the rest of us just went on about our business.  
            After a brief meeting with his officers, General Burke made his way 
            around our perimeter, making small talk with everyone. I was digging 
            my foxhole and getting ready for the night when he stopped and asked 
            me my name. I told him "Sergeant Carr." He asked a few more questions, 
            and then asked me if there was anything that I needed. For some 
            reason unknown to me, I said, "Yes sir, I sure would like some ice 
            cream for me and the rest of the guys." He replied, "You would?" I 
            said, "Yes sir!" He then says, "Okay Sergeant, I will see what I can 
			do about that."  
            After telling me to take care of myself, the general turned and left. It was 
            the very next day, or the day after that, when a chopper landed with 
            Marmite cans filled with ice cream. When word got out that there 
            was ice cream at the CP, everyone started breaking out their canteen 
            cups, helmets, or anything they could find to hold their ice cream. 
            There was plenty for everyone. It was the best ice cream in the 
            whole world.  
            About two weeks went by and I was once again digging my foxhole for 
            the night when I heard a voice from behind me say, "Is that all you 
            do Sergeant Carr; dig holes?" I turned around and there stood 
            General Burke. I said, "Yes sir. I am trying to dig myself all the 
            way home." He just laughed and asked how I liked the ice cream. I 
            told him that it was the best ice cream we had ever had, and thanked 
            him. He said that he was glad to help his men in the field. I was 
            hoping he would ask if there was anything else I needed or wanted, 
            because this time I had a long list. Instead he just talked for a 
            few minutes. He told me to take care of myself and headed back to 
            his chopper and flew away. Now when I eat ice cream, I always think 
            of General Burke and his generosity to a bunch of hot, dusty, and 
            tired soldiers, who just happened to like ice cream. |